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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:35

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
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So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Minds and Behinds
How is it that a computer can generate a captcha but not solve it?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...