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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:35

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Materialists review: This 'captivating' romantic drama explores love and money with 'piercing honesty' - BBC

No go.

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

My wife has a bunch of really attractive friends, and she expects me to never say anything to her about how beautiful they are. Does this seem fair? I love my wife, and just commenting shouldn’t hurt anything, right?

Next, they tried...

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Fed's Powell sent a blunt message on interest rates this week - TheStreet

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

Geologists Just Cracked Open a 500-Million-Year Mystery in the Grand Canyon — What They Found Is Rewriting Earth’s History - Indian Defence Review

They put up a sign reading

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Harvard gastroenterologist shares 4 bloat-busting tricks that actually work - Times of India

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

Just Forget it!

2025 Final X Match Order Released - FloWrestling

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

Atheists who have read the Bible and think that contains immoral things, why do you assume that?

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Senate to Review Trump ‘Revenge’ Tax Worrying Wall Street - Bloomberg

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

‘F1: The Movie’ Premiere in London: Brad Pitt, Naomi Campbell, Tate McRae and More Celebrity Style - WWD

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Minds and Behinds

How is it that a computer can generate a captcha but not solve it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...